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Blonde on an Airplane

There monce was a blonde who got on a airplane. She sits down and waits to lift off. She looks around and sees that everyone is clam, so she stays clam. Then they were in the air. 5 minutes later, the pilot comes on the speaker and says, "I'm sorry but we have just been informed that we have just lost one of our pellets, so we are going to be in the air longer" So the blonde looks around and sees that everyone in clam, so she stays clam.

5 minutes later the pilot comes on again and says, "I'm sorry, but we have just been informed that we just lost another pellet, so we are going to be in the air a little longer" So the blonde looks around and sees that everyone is clam, so she stays clam.

5 minutes later the pilot comes on again and says, "I'm sorry, but we have just been informed that we have just lost another pellet, so we are going to be in the air a little longer" So then the blonde stands up and everyone is looking at her, and she says, "If we lose another pellet, we are going to be in the air forever"


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