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A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic.Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?"The blonde replies Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid

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Before College I Wish I Had Known...

1. That it didnt matter how late I scheduled my first class, Id still sleep through it.

2. That I could change so much and barely realize it.

3. That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.

4. That college kids throw airplanes too.

5. That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.

6. That every clock on campus shows a different time.

7. That if you were smart in high school, so what?

8. That I would go to a party the night before a final.

9. That Chem Labs and Architecture studios take up more time than all my other classes put together.

10. That you can know everything and fail a test.

11. That you can know nothing and ace a test.

12. That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.

13. That home is a great place to visit, but I wouldnt want to live there.

14. That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.

15. That friendship is more than getting drunk together.

16. That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.

17. The free food server until 10 is gone at 9:50.

18. That Sunday is a figment of the worlds imagination.

19. That Psychology is really Biology, Biology is really Chemistry, Chemistry is really Physics, and that Physics is really Math.

20. That my parents would become so much smarter in the past few years.

21. That its possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends

22. That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!

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Blond medical terminology

Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited

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