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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses?Nothing, he didnt recognize them!

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A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."

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Political jokes

I want to become a politician when I grow up so Ive made a list of skills I want to aquire, butIve only come up with one: Lying.

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Blonde jokes

How does a blonde kill a fish?A: She drowns it.

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Religious jokes

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "Youre running around with other women," she charged."Youre being unreasonable," Adam responded. "Youre the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think youre doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve.

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Marriage jokes

Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.Now, why cant you do that?""Gosh," Jack says, "why I hardly know the girl."

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Computer jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.

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computer jokes

Quite a number of years ago, Abraham wanted to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.

Isaac was incredulous. "Pop," he said, "you can't run Windows 95 on your old, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with a minimum of 16 MB of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95."

But Abraham, the man of faith, gazed calmly at his son and replied, "God will provide the RAM, my son."


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Religious jokes

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels.

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Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 6

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

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computer jokes

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a bug in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the bug won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the bug in my soup?

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the bug in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the "Soup of the Day!"

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest "Soup of the Day?"

Patron: You have more than one "Soup of the Day" each day?

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