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"Oh no!" he moaned, "this means I'll never be able to experience an erection ever again!"

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Being a faithful friend, Tonto starts running around Silver. The Lone Ranger stands there for a bit then realizes there is not much more he can do, so he goes back into the bar and orders another whiskey.

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