Search Jokes
e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

Blonde jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday Tell her a joke on a Monday

by (few years ago!) / 552 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye

Once you get started with the wonky jokes, you really can’t stop until you get them all out there. Plus, you can gauge just how drunk your companions are based on how funny they find these jokes. They sound hilarious, but if you don’t understand the lingo, the punch line is a bit off. The bartender came out with the third joke:

by (few years ago!)
Men jokes

What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!

by (few years ago!)
For Assassination Joke, Huckabee Should Be Off TV

Having joked less than a year ago about killing Mitt Romney (and his supporters), former Republican candidate for president, Mike Huckabee, has now made light of assassinating Sen. Barack Obama.

According to CNN, during his recent speech at the NRA convention in Louisville Kentucky, the former presidential candidate offered the following joke in response to a loud noise off stage:

by (few years ago!)
School jokes

Teacher: Whats 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats good.Pupil: Good?, thats perfect!

by (few years ago!)
Political jokes

If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get?A: Coffee.

by (few years ago!)
Sport jokes

How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!

by (few years ago!)
Blonde jokes

If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.

by (few years ago!)
REAL GONE FISHING


There's a drunk guy who decides that he wants to go fishing. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot.

Eventually, he stumbles across a huge area of ice and decides that he'll give it a go. Taking out a saw from his tackle box, he starts to saw a hole in the ice.

Suddenly, a loud voice booms out at him, "There's no fish in here." The drunk looks all around him but can't see anyone. He decides to ignore the voice and carries on sawing.

Again, the voice booms out, "I've told you once, there's no fish in here!" He looks up again but there's still no sign of anyone so he returns to his task.

"Stop it!" shouts the now very angry sounding voice, "You'd better pack up your stuff and get out of here or there'll be trouble."

"Who are you" shouts the drunk guy, "you don't scare me!"

"Look," replies the voice, "I'm the manager of this Ice Rink!

by (few years ago!)
Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 6

What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

by (few years ago!)
Blond medical terminology

Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- Sheep dog
Coma -- A punctuation mark
Congenital -- Friendly
D&C -- Where Washington is
Diarrhea -- Journal of daily events
Dilate -- To live long
Enema -- Not a friend
Fester -- Quicker
Fibula -- A small lie
G.I. Series -- Soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- Suitcase
Hangnail -- Coathook
Impotent -- Distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- Torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- Got hurt at work
Medical staff -- Doctor's cane
Morbid -- Higher offer
Nitrate -- Cheaper than day rate
Node -- Was aware of
Outpatient -- Person who had fainted
Pelvis -- Cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- Letter carrier
Protein -- Favoring young people
Rectum -- It almost killed him
Recovery room -- Place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- Amorous
Scar -- Rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- Hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- Study of knighthood
Tablet -- Small table
Terminal illness -- Sickness at airport
Tibia -- Country in North Africa
Tumor -- An extra pair
Urine -- Opposite of you're out
Varicose -- Located nearby
Vein -- Conceited

by (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

An Atheist in the woods...

At the United Way in a fairl..

Is Windows a Virus

Saving Her Butt`

Monkey Organization

SURVEYING THE FORMER PRESIDENT

CEO

Being Poisoned!

Political Jokes

Is Windows a virus?

ERROR - UNABLE TO LOAD CONTROL : /controls/members/members_facebook.ascxd:\websites\azdomains\lol101.com\wwwroot\controls\members\members_facebook.ascx(11): error CS0103: The name 'FacebookSettings' does not exist in the current context