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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."

A dog walks into this bar, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink?"
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet's right down the hall."

A guy walks into a bar, and there's a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is staring at the horse, when the horse says, "Hey buddy? What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?"
The guy says, "No, it's not that... it's just that I never thought the parrot would sell the place."

So a dyslexic walks into a bra . . .

A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve poultry!"
The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."

Two cannibals walk into a bar and sit beside this clown. The first cannibal wacks the clown on the head and they both start eating the clown.
Suddenly the second cannibal looks up and says, "Hey, do you taste something funny?

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Dear __________________________,

I regret to inform you that
you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably
aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such
as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on
file should an opening come available. So that you may find better success in your
future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were
disqualified from the competition: (Check those that apply)

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