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THE LITTLE PIGGIES HAVE A DRINK

Two little piggies walk into a bar, get drunk and ask the bartender, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender points to the door and they rush in.

Two more little piggies walk into a bar. They soon get drunk and they ask, "Where's the bathroom?" The bartender again points to the door and they both rush in.

One little piggy walks into a bar. He gets drunk out of his mind and then heads for the exit.

"Hey, buddy! Do you wanna know where the bathroom is?" says the bartender.

"No thanks," the piggy slurs, "I always go WEE WEE WEE all the way home!"

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