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Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers? They have short tales!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?A collie-flower !

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CHAT UP LINE


A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks, "Do you want to play magic?"

"What's that?" she replies.

Grinning a little, he continues, "You come back to my place, have sex, then disappear."

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Be afraid if you annoy this husband

A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.

A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.

As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.

The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"

The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"

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Useful Work Phrases

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

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Give a Man a Fish

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to use the Internet, and he won'tv bother you for weeks!

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Bar jokes

Two Swedish guys get off a ship and head for the nearest bar at the pier.

Each one orders two whiskeys and immediately downs them. They then order two more whiskeys apiece, and quickly throw them back. They then order another two whiskeys apiece.

One of the men picks up one of his drinks, and turning to the other man, says, "Skoal!"

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I Hate My Sister

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.

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Dog jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?Cats cant drive !

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Blonde jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

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