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Which dog is always without a tail?A hot dog.

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The teenage blonde girl at the checkout counter looks at him and says, "Single, are you?"

The man replies very sarcastically, "How ever did you guess?"

The blonde replied, "Simple! Because you're ugly."


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Men jokes

Whats the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.

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Bars & Bartender Jokes & Funny Stories

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?

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AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZZARD


A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.

The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."

The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers... we had $100 when we broke in!"

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Women jokes

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, thats a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "Thats a miracle!"

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Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes

A blonde is outside when the garbage man comes up the drive way and asks her if "any garbage today?"
The blonde answers "We'll have three bags please."

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DON'T I LOOK LIKE A COUNT?


The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enroled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.

On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"

Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!

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lawyer jokes

However, he suggested an alternative: He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer." That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange!"

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TWO NUNS OUT CYCLING


Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says "I've never come this way before"

The second one replies "Must be the cobbles"

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Blonde jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.

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