Search Jokes
e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

Dog jokes

Whens the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.

by (few years ago!) / 889 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

Marriage jokes

"Get this." said the bloke to his mates, "Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."Did he get anything." his mates asked."yeah, a broken jaw and six teeth knocked out. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

by (few years ago!)
DON'T I LOOK LIKE A COUNT?


The farmer and his wife had worked hard, scrimped and saved to send their son to college. As soon as he had enroled, he started to grow a beard. Next he grew a large moustache and sideburns. Being pleased with his new hirsute adornment, he had his picture taken and sent it off to his parents.

On the back of the photo he scrawled "How do you like it? Don't I look like a count?"

Shortly after, the son received this terse note: "You idiot, it cost us a fortune to send you to college, and you can't even spell!

by (few years ago!)
Blonde jokes

What is eternity?A. When 4 blondes meet at a 4-way-stop-sign-intersection

by (few years ago!)
blonde jokes

There were these three guys, a Jewish guy, an Italian guy, and a blonde guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day, they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early, too.

The boss leaves and so did they. The Jewish guy goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start the next morning. The Italian guy goes home and cooks dinner. The blonde guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss, so he shuts the door and leaves.

The next day the Italian and Jewish guys are talking about going home early again. They ask the blonde guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "No." They ask him why not, and he says, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"

by (few years ago!)
Wedding Jokes

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up,

by (few years ago!)
Blonde jokes

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make up exam

by (few years ago!)
Jokes And Funny Stories About Marriage

Yes, here are the jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life. Plus some jokes about getting married.
Hope my wife does not see these.

by (few years ago!)
A kid's view on Marriage

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old

"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl. He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me.'Then she says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait to find out." -Anita, nine years old

by (few years ago!)
Religious jokes

There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It was stormy outside, and the plane wasbeing rocked by some severe turbulence. So this kindly old lady looked upon Deaths door, and said to her papal neighbour. Father, surely you can do something about this...To which the Pope replied, Sorry lady, Im in sales, not management.

by (few years ago!)
Madonna, Britney and Christina

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says "I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney’s stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I’m going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can’t stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I’ll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy.

by (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAIS..

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Train

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

EAGER TO IMPRESS THE BOSS

Pain Killers

Blonde jokes

ERROR - UNABLE TO LOAD CONTROL : /controls/members/members_facebook.ascxd:\websites\azdomains\lol101.com\wwwroot\controls\members\members_facebook.ascx(11): error CS0103: The name 'FacebookSettings' does not exist in the current context