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What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones.

He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house."

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Blonde jokes

A blonde was swimming. She swam deeper and deeper until she drowned.Her husband came home and found her dead in the bathtub.

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Women jokes

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. Hell shut up once you let him in.

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Blonde jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?A: She sneezes.

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Animal jokes

Rabbit resuscitation... A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to he car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 meters, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 meters. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: " 'Hare Spray' Restores Life to Dead Hare. Ads Permanent Wave."

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Death in the Family

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.

The blonde said that her mother had passed away.

The neighbor made her some coffee and calmed her down a little and then left.

The next day the neighbor went back over to the house and found the blonde crying again.

She asked her why she was crying this time.

"I just got off of the phone with my sister, her mother died too!"

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blonde jokes

The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job," he said and handed the blonde man a check. "Also, in order to thank you, here's an extra $80 to take the misses out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the man had forgotten some painting equipment the homeowner asked, "What's the matter, did you forget something?"

"Nope," replied the blonde painter. "I'm just here to take your misses out to dinner and a movie like you asked."

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Dog jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails ?"Because no one else will do it for them !"

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Political jokes

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

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Political jokes

How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. A: Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra lightbulb.

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