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THE NAME'S BLONDE... DUMB BLONDE!

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.

What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? An IN-body experience!
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do a blonde and your computer have in common? You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Why don't blondes eat Jello? They can't figure out how to get two cups of wate
r into those little packages.

Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles.

Why don't blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
Cause their balls show!
Why do blondes drive BMWs?\
It's the only car name they can spell.

What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? An interpreter.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? Pack their lunch and send them to work.

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduces herself.
How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?
She fell out of the tree.

What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.

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