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THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP

Daddy! can I go to Miami!

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
She turned it over and used the other side.

How do you change a blonde's mind?
Blow in her ear.

What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
There are some things even a blonde won't do.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
She moved.

Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.

What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!
Why do blondes have square breasts?
Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Why can't blondes count to 70?
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop.

What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag?
"Mary... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone has been in a 747.

What do blondes say after sex?
"Thanks, guys!"

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