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What is the dogs favourite city ?New Yorkie !

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Conclusion

The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.

The game of choice for frontline workers is football.

The game of choice for middle management is tennis.

The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.

Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.

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Business jokes

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.

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President Jokes About Daughter’s Wedding to Henry Hager

President Bush has joked about his daughter’s upcoming wedding to her fiancé Henry Hager. Jenna Bush is set to marry Hager on May 10 at her parent’s Texas ...

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Computer jokes

Ive been sitting at this computer for hours and I havent seen a single website.Thats because youre supposed to sit facing the screen.

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You can't bring that dog in this bar

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua

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Dog jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs It doesnt matter what you call him he still wont come.

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Dog jokes

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!

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computer jokes

"Well, I'd like to go to Hawaii. But, I'm afraid of flying, and I don't like the idea of going in a boat. So, I wish there was a bridge from here to Hawaii." said the man.

"That's impossible!" said the genie. "You'll have to make another wish."

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Blonde jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

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NEW SECRETARY

Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"

Two days later. George to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but I still think your wife is better in bed!"

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