Search Jokes
e.g. faraz, sardar, etc.

School jokes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!

by (few years ago!) / 560 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

lawyer jokes

The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a lawyer."

The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I, when I was a lawyer."

by (few years ago!)
Blonde jokes

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

by (few years ago!)
A MANAGER'S DILEMA


An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning.

Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break.

Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing.

Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said,
"Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."

Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

by (few years ago!)
Marriage jokes

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. "When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "You know what?" "What, dear?" his wife asked gently. "I think you bring me bad luck."

by (few years ago!)
Jokes And Funny Stories About Animals - 4

A man's car suddenly stopped dead when he was driving down the middle of a country lane. He stepped out of the car and looked inside the bonnet to see if he could fix it. After a while a horse ambled up beside him, had a look at the car and said:
'Your trouble is probably in the carburettor.'
The man was so amazed that he ran down the road until he met the farmer walking towards him. He stopped the farmer and told him exactly what had happened.
'Did the horse have a white patch in the middle of his forehead?' asked the farmer.
'Yes, yes!' cried the motorist.
'Don't pay any attention, then,' said the farmer, 'that was only old Dobbin and he doesn't know a thing about cars. '

by (few years ago!)
Halloween Jokes For Kids

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
They're afraid of flying off the handle

by (few years ago!)
Dog jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?Shorts!

by (few years ago!)
ON THE BUSES

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

by (few years ago!)
All You Can Drink

A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket, cringes and orders another. He gulps down that one, looks in his pocket again, cringes and orders yet another one. This goes on for at least an hour and a half.

Finally the bartender, bursting with curiousity, says, I know its none of my business buddy, but I have to ask. Why the whole drink, look in pocket, cringe and order another one routine?

Well, slurred the man, Theres a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts to look good, then its time for me to go home.

by (few years ago!)
THE COMPUTER PROGRAMMER

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.

by (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

EAGER TO IMPRESS THE BOSS

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Train

QUOTES FROM EMPLOYEE APPRAIS..

LEGLESS!

THE DEVIL INSIDE

A Blonde Suicide

ERROR - UNABLE TO LOAD CONTROL : /controls/members/members_facebook.ascxd:\websites\azdomains\lol101.com\wwwroot\controls\members\members_facebook.ascx(11): error CS0103: The name 'FacebookSettings' does not exist in the current context