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Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: I dont know, and neither does she.

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A Panda walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a meal. When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar.

A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, "What was that all about?"

The bartender replies, "Look up 'panda' in the dictionary, pal."

And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and looks up the word 'panda.'

"What's it say?" asks the bartender.

The patron replies with a grin, "Eats shoots and leaves."

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THE BLONDE AND THE SPORTS CAR


A Policeman pulls a blonde in a sports car over for speeding and is trying to explain to her what and where her driver's license might be. After she eventually gives him her driver's license, he asks for registration.

Getting another blank blonde look from her, he explains, "It's that little piece of paper you get with your car and you keep it in the glove compartment."

"Ah," she says as she bends over to get it. While she is looking through the glove compartment, the officer unzips his pants and pulls his member out.

Excited that she had found her registration, she turns around and looks up. A look of dismay crosses her face and she says, "Oh, no! Not another breathalizer test!"

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred: Because you cant lay eggs!

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Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.

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Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes

What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: The winner of a hide and seek game.

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When is a dog most impolite?When he points.

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How many blonde jokes are there? A: One - the rest are all true.

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These two blondes walk into a building. Youd think one of them would have seen it.

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Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job? A: He couldnt figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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