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Young Judy, the editor of a trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Prem, the computer guy, over to her desk. Prem clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, Judy called after him, "So, what was wrong?"And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error."A puzzled expression ran riot over Judys face. "An ID ten T error? Whats that ... in case I need to fix it again??"He gave her a grin... ;-)"Havent you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?""No," replied Judy."Write it down," he said, "and I think youll figure it out."(She wrote...)I D 1 0 T

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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911.

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Blonde: "Yes."

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Animal jokes

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