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How does a man show hes planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Two blonde city gals attending college rented a country cabin from a farmer for the summer. When they asked the farmer what he did with his garbage, he told them that he fed it to his pigs. So, they proceeded to buy a small porker for the reasonable price of $25.

Over the summer, they fed the porker their garbage, and the pig got bit and fat.

When the summer ended, the two girls wanted to sell the pig before they went back to school. Since it had done its job well, they went to the farmer to see if he was interested. "How much do you want for it?" the farmer asked.

One of the girls replied, "Well, we bought the pig new for $25 and now it's used. So you can have it for $15."

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The blonde was amazed and when she got home immediately went out and bought one.
The next day she goes to work and is proud that she has this wonderful object.

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A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother’s pregnancy. Finally the day of birth drew near and the girl overheard arrangements being made for her mother to go to the hospital. She looked at her mother with great puzzlement and said,
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"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."

"Very good. Thanks, Lily," said the male teacher. He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: First, you have NOT done your homework. Second, you have a DIRTY mind. And thirdly, I fear, one day, you are going to be sadly disappointed."

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