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Whats the chilliest ground in the premiership ?Cold Trafford !

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Computer Valentine

10 Reasons why you should have make a computer your valentine!

1. A Computer can wait for you forever.

2. A Computer does not compare you with it’s past users

3. A Computer does not mind if you have a Computer at home and in the office.

4. A Computer won’t say lets just be friends.
5. You can mute the computer whenever you want.

6. It’s easy to turn on a computer.

7. You never have to say sorry no matter what you do to it.

8. You don’t have to give it expensive Valentine gifts, New Year gifts, Birthday gifts, Anniversary gifts.

9. You can upgrade your computer if you are not satisfied with its performance or specifications.

10. Theres always Ctrl + Alt + Del

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Misc Jokes

Soon they passed some more people who thought that it was stupid to walk when they had a donkey to ride. The man and the boy decided maybe the critics were right so, they decided that they both should ride. They soon passed other people who thought that it was a shame to put such a load on a poor little animal. The old man and the boy decided that maybe the critics were right, so they decided to carry the donkey.

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computer jokes

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the "Soup of the Day" now?

Waiter: The current "Soup of the Day" is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now.

(Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.)

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

(Waiter leaves.)

Patron: Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!

The check: Soup of the Day Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day
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Note: Bug in the soup included at no extra charge (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day).

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Men jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.

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Blonde jokes

Why do blondes drive VWs Because they can spel
it

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Dog jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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Jokes & Funny Stories About Blondes - 3

What do you do if a blonde woman throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

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Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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Lawyer jokes

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the sunny Caribbean. They were discussing their great vacations when the lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

That is quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer, quite puzzled, asked, "How DO you start a flood?

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