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Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

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What are the worst six years in a blondes life?A: Third Grade.

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A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke. A little way down the road, she saw another blonde out in a field rowing a boat. The blonde stopped her car and angrily jumped out yelling, "You dumb blonde bimbo! Its blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name! If I could swim Id come out there and give you whats coming to you!"

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THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER


A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"

She yells, "Whose Jimmy Poole?"

This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Jimmy Poole."

"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!"

The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE.

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WEDDING VOWS

During the weeks before Amy's wedding, she was terribly anxious about making some mistakes at the ceremony. The minister reassured her several times, pointing out that the service was not difficult and she will do just fine.

"All you have to remember," he said, "is that when you enter the church you walk up the AISLE. The groom and best man will be waiting before the ALTAR. Then I shall request the congregation to sing a HYMN... then we shall get on with the ceremony. All you have to remember is the order in which those things happen and you can't go wrong."

The happy day finally arrived, and the bridegroom waited nervously for his bride to appear.

When she arrived and stood alongside him, he heard her quietly repeating to herself, "Aisle, altar, hymn, aisle, altar, hymn." Or, as it sounded to him, "I'll alter him!"

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

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Political jokes

What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

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Political jokes

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.

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School jokes

Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !

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Lawyer jokes

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

You're in a cage with a really big, mean bear and a lawyer. You have a gun, but you only two bullets. What do you do?

You shoot the lawyer twice, because the bear is the least of your problems.

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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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