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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blondes friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"

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A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly cold winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon forty years earlier. Now, because of their very hectic schedule, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was going to fly there the following day.

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lawyer jokes

Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died, that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?

So, they gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.

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Funny Marriage Joke

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town, and on this special occasion, a local newspaper reporter paid them a visit. He inquired as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

Well, explained the husband, it all goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.

We hadnt gone too far when my wifes mule stumbled. My wife quietly said Thats once. We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: Thats twice. We hadnt gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead.

I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, Thats once

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Blonde jokes

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?Q. They think their picture is being taken.

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Dog jokes

What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

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Belly Button

Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.

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THE SUBSTITUTE TEACHER

A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees a message. It says, "Jimmy Poole, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school She yells, "Whose Jimmy Poole

This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm Jimmy Poole."

"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!"

The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."

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Computer jokes

Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.

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blonde jokes

An unfortunate blonde left her car out in a nasty hail storm one afternoon. When the storm was over, she checked the car and found out that it was covered with small dents.

She went to the local garage and inquired about how to fix the problem. The mechanic jokingly told her to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would be removed. So, she took the car home parked it and proceeded to blow on the pipe.

Another blonde came by and inquired about what she was doing. The first blonde said that she was blowing on the tailpipe to remove the dents.

The other blonde responded, "That's not going to work unless you roll up the windows!"

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Business jokes

"The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even triple. Youre gonna pay two to three as much to withdraw your money so basically the ATM machines have become full service. Instead of getting robbed at the ATM machine the ATM machine robs you. You eliminate the middle man." - Jay Leno

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