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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, Im beginning to think I didnt."

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A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

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School jokes

An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

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Men jokes

How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Political jokes

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... Ill hide from you too!

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JobInterview Question


You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass
by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there

could only be one passenger in your car.

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma

that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and
thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend
because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect
chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find

your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer.

He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and

let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for

the bus with the woman of my dreams."


Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box.

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Bar jokes

pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"


Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"


"May I please have a drink?"


"What? You have to speak up!"


"Could I please have a drink?"


"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."


"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

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Broken Car

There is a blonde, a red head and a brunette girl. Their car breaks down in the middle of no where so the red head grabs the water bottles and says we might need these then the brunette grabs the first aid kit and says we might need this if someone gets hurt and the blonde pulls off the door and says we might wanna roll down the windows if it gets too hot.

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Men Vs. Women Jokes

Girl: You remind me of the sea.
Boy: Why? Because I'm so wild and romantic?
Girl: No. You make me sick.

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Bar Joke of the day

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Misc Jokes

Good: You flirt with a gorgeous woman at a party.
Bad: Your wife notices.
Ugly: You're married to Lorena Bobbitt.

Good: You talk your wife into taking a Viagra pill.
Bad: She gets it stuck in her throat.
Ugly: She misses three days of work because of a stiff neck.

Good: A beautiful redhead at a party drags you into a closet.
Bad: You discover just a moment too late,
she has the same equipment as you.
Ugly: Her's is larger than yours.

Good: Your 22-year-old daughter got a new job.
Bad: It's at the White House.
Ugly: She will be working for the president.

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