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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, thats awful!" "Youre not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."

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Teacher: Class, who can go to the board and show us the map of the North America?
George: Yes, ma'am.
Teacher: Okay George.
George: Here is the map of North America.
Teacher: Class, who discovered North America?
Class: George!

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Unfunniest Joke Of The Year Thus Far

I've read and heard a lot of jokes that aren't funny. I tell them regularly myself. But the unfunniest joke of the year so far goes to your very own President George W. Bush. At a January 26th dinner party at the Alfafa Club, Bush tried to make a funny regarding his daughter Jenna Bush's planned nuptials to fiancee Henry Hager of Virginia. (Yes, someone is actually willing to look at the genetically combined face of the current Prez and First Lady for the rest of his life.)

"My sister Doro had a wedding shower for Jenna, who got lots of great stuff," President Bush said. "Mom gave her a toaster. Karen Hughes gave her a Cuisinart. Dick [Cheney] here sent over a gift I could tell he'd picked out personally: a paper shredder."

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Religious jokes

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Idtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river."And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:"Shall We Gather at the River."

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Blonde jokes

When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

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School jokes

I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!

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Marriage jokes

Two men are having an awfully slow round ofgolf because the two ladies in front of themmanaged to get into every sand trap, lake, andrough on the course, and they didnt bother towave the men on through, which is proper golfetiquette.After two hours of waiting and waiting, one mansaid, "I think Ill walk up there and ask thosegals to let us play through." He walked out tothe fairway, got halfway to the ladies, stopped,turned around and came back, explaining, "I cantdo it. One of those women is my wife and the otheris my mistress. Maybe youd better go talk to them."The second man walked toward the ladies, go halfwaythere and, just as his partner had done, stopped,turned around and walked back.He smiled sheepishly and said, "Small World!"

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Political jokes

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?A: There is writing on the White-out.

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School jokes

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

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ANY LAST REQUESTS

Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

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Dog jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?The elephant remembers.

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