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How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?A: Her ankles.

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A HUSBAND: The man who knows he is in charge, and has his wife's permission to say so.

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Affair with a Dentist

Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the dental clinic after
hours.

But one day he said sadly, "Laura, honey, we have to stop seeing each other. Your husband's bound to get suspicious."

"No way, sweetie, he's dumb as a post," she assured him.

"Besides, we've been screwing for six months now and he doesn't suspect a thing."

"True," agreed the dentist, "but you're down to one tooth!"

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Computer jokes

New customer to Tech Support: “It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens'.
Tech Support: Can you try again and tell me what happens?
Customer: 'Tried but nothing”
Tech Support: “What key did you hit?
After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied: Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key.

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Four Catholic Ladies

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well.....?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'."

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Jokes And Funny Stories About Marriage - 6

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.

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Sports jokes

Atlanta Falcons = Atlanta Fellcons
New Orleans Saints = New Orleans Aint's
Los Angeles Rams = Los Angeles Lambs
San Francisco 49ers = San Francisco Whiners

Chicago Bears = Chicago Fairs
Detroit Lions = Detroit Cryin's = Detroit Kittens
Green Bay Packers = Green Bay Slackers = Green Bay Whackers
Minnesota Vikings = Minnesota Tykes = Minnesota ViQueens
Tampa Bay Buccaneers = Tampa Bay Yuccaneers

Arizona Cardinals = Arizona Tardynals
Dallas Cowboys = Dallas Cowgirls = Dallas Cowpie
New York Giants = New York Midgets
Philadelphia Eagles = Philadelphia Beagles
Washington Redskins = Washington Deadskins = Washington Foreskins

Carolina Panthers = Carolina Can't-thers
Jacksonville Jaguars = Jacksonville Saguars

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Dog jokes

What dog wears contact lenses ?A cock-eyed spaniel !

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Bar jokes

Two old Irishmen were sitting at the local pub drinking a few beers.

So, Thomas O'Ryan said to Liam Halloren, "Liam, me buddy, me ol' pal. When I die would you please pour a couple of beers o'er me grave?"

Liam said, "Why certainly, but could I pour it through me bladder first?"

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Blonde jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner

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