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Broken Car

There is a blonde, a red head and a brunette girl. Their car breaks down in the middle of no where so the red head grabs the water bottles and says we might need these then the brunette grabs the first aid kit and says we might need this if someone gets hurt and the blonde pulls off the door and says we might wanna roll down the windows if it gets too hot.

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