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Unfunniest Joke Of The Year Thus Far

I've read and heard a lot of jokes that aren't funny. I tell them regularly myself. But the unfunniest joke of the year so far goes to your very own President George W. Bush. At a January 26th dinner party at the Alfafa Club, Bush tried to make a funny regarding his daughter Jenna Bush's planned nuptials to fiancee Henry Hager of Virginia. (Yes, someone is actually willing to look at the genetically combined face of the current Prez and First Lady for the rest of his life.)

"My sister Doro had a wedding shower for Jenna, who got lots of great stuff," President Bush said. "Mom gave her a toaster. Karen Hughes gave her a Cuisinart. Dick [Cheney] here sent over a gift I could tell he'd picked out personally: a paper shredder."

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