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So the wife bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was expecting a big guard dog. The husband was of course disappointed and somewhat skeptical about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.

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Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started Ive been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. Ive tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. Ive got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. Ive even had the place fumigated, and they wont go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Havent seen one back since!"

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The second man said, "There is a genie living in a bottle next to the river. If you go there and rub the bottle, the genie will grant you one wish."

The first man found the bottle near the river and rubbed it. The genie appeared and said, "I will grant you one wish." The man thinks for a while and says, "I want one million bucks."

The genie says, "It is done. Go home and in one hour go look out of your window into your front yard." After an hour, the man looked outside and all he saw was DUCKS everywhere.

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The Lawyers Donation

Somebody from a local charity is going over some files and realizes he hasnt gotten any donations from the towns most succesful lawyer.

So the man calls the lawyer and says Our records show that you havent made any donations to us. Then the lawyer says well, did your records show that my mom is sick with bills three times her annual income, or that my sisters husband died in an accident which leaved her penniless with three children, or that my brother is blind and has no money to pay for an aid or a nurse.

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An Hour Fast

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.

"I just got this amazing watch," he tells her, "it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking."

"What does it say about me?" asked the blonde.

"It says you want to sleep with me." said the man.

"Sorry," said the blonde, "I think your watch is broken."

"Hmmm," said the man slowly examining the watch, "It seems to be running an hour fast..."

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Men jokes

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"God says: "So she would love you."

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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

No? Good!

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Blonde jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

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Dog jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!

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Marriage Joke

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

You know, dear, she says, I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, Ive got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby. She turns to her husband and says, Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, Well, theres nothing wrong with your eyesight.

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Political jokes

The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress cant make death any worse than it is.

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