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There are three blondes stranded on a small island, when they happen to discover a lamp. On one side of the lamp it says, "Rub here for three wishes." So they rub the lamp, and a genie pops out and says, "I will give you each one wish."

The first blonde wishes to be a brunette. She then swims across the small lake.

The second blonde wishes to be a red head. She gets in a boat and rows across the small lake.

Then the third blonde wishes to be a man. He walks across the bridge.

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She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please."

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"Comfortable," replies the brunette.

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The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."


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