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recently arrived immigrant was sitting at his home - terrified after watching going to his first game of footy.

His mate came in and saw how scared he was and asked what was wrong.

"I am not ever going back to the Melbourne Cricket Ground again!" the new arrival said.

"After the game I saw thousands of people running around the carpark yelling "We waz robbed! We waz robbed!!!"

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