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Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school dinners yesterday !

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !

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Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie !

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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !

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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !

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Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drunk that yet !

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Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !

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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !

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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !

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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !

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Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail !

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