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Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

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Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people taking the Mickey out of my name!

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Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?Pupil: One big haystack !

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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred: Because you cant lay eggs!

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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teacher: Thats not right, youd have eight.Jackie: No, Teacher, Id have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!

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Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attentionPupil: Im paying as little as I can !

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Teacher: Id like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.Pupil: You have my permission !

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Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: Thats not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

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Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !

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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

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Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!

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Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?Pupil: I get up early !

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

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Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though !

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