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Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen on the time in-between!

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Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!

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Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !

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Father: How were the exam questions?Son: EasyFather: Then why look so unhappy?Son: The questions didnt give me any trouble, just the answers!

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Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.

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Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher?He couldnt control his pupils!

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Caspar: I was the teachers pet last year.Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldnt afford a dog.

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Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!

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Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

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Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework.

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Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afternoon!

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Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !

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Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?Pupil: The horse will draw it !

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Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !

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Ann! the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. If India has the worlds second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ?Thirty two!Why did you say that ?Well, my brothers sixteen and hes half mad !

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