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Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

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Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me. Why ?Firstly, youre 35 years old. Secondly, youre the principal.

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If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know your arithmetic. You dont know my father !

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

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I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!

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How do bees get to school ?By school buzz !

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How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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How are you doing in arithmetic ?Ive learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!

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Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History.Mother: Well, at least you can add !

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Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt know how to spell cat so I told her"

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!

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